Statusuri amuzante de Valentine’s Day. Statusuri funny pentru Facebook despre Valentine’s Day.

Statusuri funny de Valentine’s Day. Statusuri Valentine’s Day 2014. Statusuri amuzate pentru Facebook.

Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.

Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

If you’re sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

It’s funny how we set qualifications to the right person to love, when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception.

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

“I’m not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine.”

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

14 days until Valentines Day, aka 14 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I’m forever alone.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

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