Mesaje haioase de felicitare in engleza, Sms-uri de “la multi ani” in engleza

Mesaje haioase de felicitare in engleza, Sms-uri de “la multi ani” in engleza

Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.

As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday and it said I needed to upgrade.

To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

Are you celebrating your Birthday today? Seems you haven’t realized that a Birthday is all about getting older. In any case, wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

Better to be over the hill than burried under it.

You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

So many candles… so little cake.

Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other, never forgets them.

Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

You better start finding newer ways to look younger because you’ve just turned a year older. Happy Birthday!

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

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